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Stephen (left) and Toby (right). Heavy lids, light hearts. https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/58a206626b8f5b4345212c3e/1487013484547/ Writing https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/589f59bbd1758ebeb9ea51fa/1487101632362/File-Official_roberts_CJ_cropped1.jpg Writing Figure 1. Chief Justice John Roberts recalling a heartwarming scene from his favorite movie, Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver. https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/589f5fbf03596e1e0c9b985f/1513636204759/anthony_kennedy_official_scotus_portrait.jpg Writing Figure 2. She’s so lucky, she’s a star/ But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart thinkin’/If there’s nothing missin’ in my life/Then why do these tears come at night?- Lucky, Britney Spears https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/589f7ae0414fb58de4da9425/1486846704393/Screen+Shot+2017-02-11+at+2.57.54+PM.png Writing https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/589f6a7cbebafb6786d924bf/1486842559316/sonia_sotomayor.jpg Writing Figure 4. “If this is Miranda wrong, I don’t want to be Miranda Right!” https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/589f7a5d6b8f5b048ef87086/1486846575556/ Writing https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/58a208fb2e69cfe14f07a147/1487014148539/ Writing https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/589f5cc315d5dbc3dda73014/1486841511821/ Writing https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/589f7b2e37c581e64b3ffa6d/1486846776860/Screen+Shot+2017-02-11+at+2.59.12+PM.png Writing https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/589f7aa73e00be6bfe5864a1/1486846650573/Screen+Shot+2017-02-11+at+2.56.44+PM.png Writing https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/5a38425f53450a16512305ed/1513636818803/PM%2BCover.png Writing - The Definitive Supreme Court Justice Kinkiness Rankings This piece was picked up by Pink Monkey Magazine. You can read it below or by purchasing the magazine (available in stores and online). https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/589f76e6414fb58de4da6609/1486845697489/ Writing https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/58a20744893fc0e89fb3a87b/1487013808779/800px-010_alito.jpg Writing Figure 11. Look at that smile and tell me this guy’s not repressing some dark shit. https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/58a202851e5b6ca283033e2a/1487012489364/ Writing Figure 10. Loves some good oral argument.   https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/58a20326e4fcb50d697d7f49/1487012652446/ Writing https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5830a57aff7c504696a31c0c/t/589f653d9f745664e6a01d93/1487101256604/Screen+Shot+2017-02-11+at+1.25.33+PM.png Writing Figure 3. Anthony Kennedy? A cocker spaniel? A faceblend of Anthony Kennedy and a cocker spaniel? 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